I have a little hobby for writing parodies every once in a while. This one I’ve been working on all summer. It’s to the tune of “I Wanna Be a Rockstar” by Nickelback, and for Borderline Hikkomori, I tried to give a nod to every writer I’ve worked with on here somewhere.

So enjoy.

I’m through with complaining about shows
and no one listening
It’s like 200% damage in Brawl
and I’m about to fall in
This anime nerd business hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be

(tell me what you want)

I want a big shiny robot
on an decent mecha anime
And 200 words to cram all in
And a domain to give me enough
hits for 200,000 plus me

(yeah,so what you need)

I’ll need a, website with the newest fansubs on it
And VLC media player while I’m at it
Gonna find the quickest downloading subs
That finish in thirty-seven minutes

(Been there done that)

I want a new team blog with seasoned writers
And my own place on a blogroll
Somewhere between Lolikitsune and
The Animachronism is fine for me

(So how ya gonna do it?)

I’m gonna trade my social life for writing and fame
Find a cute avatar and get a screen name

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be big blog-gers
Living on our computers seeing fifteen shows
But they pile quickly and backlog makes me eep
We’ll get through it all as we just won’t sleep
And we’ll hang out at the coolest cons
Avoiding those voice actors we dissed before
Every bored student
Gonna surf there way there
Every wannabe catgirl
with her cute little ears
and well..
Hey hey I wanna be a blog-ger
Hey hey I wanna be a blog-ger

I wanna be great like Miyazaki without the animation skills
Win eight heart that love to comment every entry
Gain a couple stalkers
To draw a fanarts of me

(And a dating sim wouldn’t be too bad)

I’m gonna sew my *** off
for the latest cosplay fashion
Look cooler then anyone in the Playboy mansion
Gonna find a cute boy that loves to
talk Shoujo with me

(So how ya gonna do it?)

I’m gonna trade this life
For writing and fame
I’d even get a cute avatar
And get a screen name

‘Cause we all just wanna be big blog-gers
Becoming social recluses and watching  15 shows
But they pile quickly and backlog makes me eep
We’ll get through it all as we just won’t sleep
And we’ll hang out at the coolest cons
Avoiding those voice actors we dissed before
Every bored student
Gonna surf there way there
Every wannabe catgirl
with her cute little ears
And we’ll hide out in our own rooms
With the newest show releases
learning who’s who
We’ll get you anything
with those massive links
While posting a rant
that’s longer then a mile
well..
Hey hey I wanna be a blog-ger

I’m gonna watch those shows
that can be found uncensored
Gonna squeal like a fangirl
Over certain voice actors
Still watching washed-up writers and their shows
Complain every night how they could possibly get ‘em wrong

‘Cause we all just wanna be big blog-gars
Becoming social recluses and watching  15 shows
But they pile quickly and backlog makes me eep
We’ll get through it all as we just won’t sleep
And we’ll hang out at the coolest cons
Avoiding those voice actors we dissed before
Every bored student
Gonna surf there way there
Every wanabe catgirl
with her cute little ears
And we’ll hide out in our own rooms
With the newest show releases
learning who’s who
We’ll get you anything
with that massive links
While posting a rant
that’s longer then a mile
well..
Hey hey I wanna be a blog-ger
Hey Hey I wanna be a blog-ger