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Aug
08

Ren’Ai Blogger Game – Hinano knows all my secrets, darnit!

Force-feeding...? Ah. I-I confess, that's accurate.
I-I have never seen a more accurate depiction of me in my whole life. Jenni and Lolikitsune have written fanfiction about me before, and there’s been assorted drawings and such, but… but this –

I-I, er... yeah that's about how I would describe it

This takes the cake. Hitting someone in the face with a volleyball? Check. Feeding someone and getting made fun of for it? C-Check. Yaoi? …. check. Lap- wait, lap WHAT?

L-lap... okay.

C-C-Check. DARNIT, HINANO, I KNEW YOU WERE A MYSPACE/FACEBOOK/LIVEJOURNAL STALKER… OR SOMETHING >_<;;;;;

All the other bloggers’ paths were fun as well, especially Hinano’s own cosplay-riffic path (NICE BOAT ENDING WAS AWESOME TOO!) so stop reading this and go play the game. Srsly.

NANOHA!!!

Oh, and Nanoha military uniform cosplay GET.

Summary

The main character, Chase, is moving to New York to attend college. He shares an apartment with Calawain… who happens to live next door to Impz (aka ‘Impzy.’)

IMPZ!

*dies laughing*

Chase meets CJ in nerd class Japanese Culture, Natsuko at a Japanese cafe, and Jen in the park. Rabid hamsters FTW. And boy, do things get loopy from there. You (allegedly) have yaoi paddle endings, Nice Boat endings, psychiatric ward endings, trap endings, and so much more, and I haven’t even finished the game yet. The good endings are uber-sweet, with kissy and huggy stuff, and no there’s no ecchi you pervs <3 But there’s a fair amount of yaoi and traps, if you’re into that.

Volleyball~!

No panty shots, plz. <3 Of course, I could always wear a skort, or a skirt with spandex underneath… :D

Na~tsu~ko~ when you first meet her in the game

Natsuko (aka Nya-chan) is… really adorable >w<;;;; Her path’s been fun so far, though I have yet to finish it and prolly won’t get a chance to for… oh jeez I’d rather not think about how long </3

Jen-chan~

I love Jen’s (UsagiJen) path and the hamster-ness, and the yukata trying-on is just … so incredibly moe ^_^;; Her story is great, especially the scene in the subway station toward the end.

I never would’ve thought a ren’ai game could be this much fun. Hinano did a great job with the stories and art, and now it’s turning into blogosphere-wide festivities and fanart scandals. ;D Knowing how much work must’ve gone into this, I hate to hope for a sequel, but… pwetty pwease? >w<;;;; Next time I could cosplay as Hayate-chan! Or maybe C.C. or Shana?

~CJ


13 Responses to “Ren’Ai Blogger Game – Hinano knows all my secrets, darnit!”


  1. August 4, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    LOL omg what a coincidence! I thought your path would be the least like you! LOOOL

  2. August 4, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    “I have never seen a more accurate depiction of me in my whole life.”

    http://img99.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gropelc4.jpg

  3. August 4, 2008 at 11:42 pm

    and no there’s no ecchi you pervs

    ”’orz So the few hours I wasted trying to find the ecchi was for naught? -_-

  4. 4 Haesslich
    August 5, 2008 at 12:08 am

    I was going for the NICE BOAT ending, but my first ending was “FISSION MAILED” with the Japanese test and missing NYAF. My second ending was the IMPZ BAD END. I won’t type ‘orz’ because that’s much too suggestive with that scenario.

    Now, to be even more creepy than that guy in the dealer’s area… ;)

  5. August 5, 2008 at 4:05 am

    Awww <3 CJ’s path is so cute. Need to play the rest and write my own review of it.

    I think my appearance as your pet cat never made it to the final script?

  6. 6 jedko
    August 5, 2008 at 7:18 am

    Ok, I got it downloaded. How I do I play it? o.o; I’m just seeing all the files that make up the game…

  7. August 5, 2008 at 9:46 am

    Of course, I could always wear a skort, or a skirt with spandex underneath… :D

    Or you could ditch the skirt and keep the spandex.

    And no, I’m not actually being serious here. :P

  8. August 5, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    @jedko: If you downloaded the Windows version, unzip it and run “RenAi Blogger.exe” from the RenAi Blogger folder. I’m sure the structure is similar for the other OSes; there ought to be an executable file.

  9. August 5, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    Agreed. CJ’s path is pretty damn cute. Though it was a little short. I’ll be looking forward to seeing the real CJ go Nanoha-Uniform cosplay

  10. 10 jedko
    August 5, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Thanks everyone.

    I won your heart CJ. XD

  11. August 5, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    @Crisu: Yeah, idk what happened to you. Having a pet cat that I forced to watch D.Gray-man and Bleach fillers with me would’ve been lulz :D

    @TheBigN: That would actually be a realistic request, considering what the ’serious’ volleyball leagues make you wear these days T_T

    @jedko: YAY~! *huggu* xD;;

  12. August 25, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    That’s… that’s just scary. Like, stalker-scary. I’ve known you for close to three years now, and I have to say, that’s pretty accurate. *shivers* oh well, I’ll try the game anyway… should be fun. ^_^


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