Let’s take full advantage of WordPress’s updated search term archive, shall we? Since Borderline Hikikomori is now over 6 months old, it’s fun to look back on our older posts and ponder, “Who in their right mind was searching for THAT?!” I’m sure my fellow bloggers can sympathize.
The 9 (not 10, ’cause I’m lazy) strangest terms ever used to find Borderline Hikikomori are…
1. increasing game
I can only assume that this is in reference to increasing one’s game, or GAR manly sports abilities. Or maybe it’s some sort of little-known meme?
2. straightjacket
Apparently people out there are researching straightjackets so they can someday escape their future mental institution. Brilliant planning. Now put the axe away…
3. dragonaut fanservice
Who would want to search for this in the first place? A better question is, who needs to search for fanservice in Dragonaut?
4. anime swordsman with one arm
There’s probably a logical explanation for this, but I’m not sure if I really want to know…
5. eurika manga
The adventures of Rinton, Eurika and the Nervish? Oh, yeah, that manga is classic!
6. Jenni Met Art
Yeah, Jenni met art when she was like 5 years old, just FYI.
7. Hentai jenni robot
If Jenni finds out the IP address of whoever searched for that, she’ll probably end up going Rena on their poor soul…
8. gaara cookies
Ew, sand. D:
9. saimoe 2007 ending song
LOBBQNUFFSAID LURK MOAR PLZ. Plz. I’m begging you. Mmkay?
And for comparison, the top 10 search terms for BH thus far in our short history:
| akatsuki | 633 hits |
| princess peach | 603 |
| saimoe 2007 | 504 |
| anbu | 485 |
| higurashi season 3 | 411 |
| gaara | 377 |
| naruto | 346 |
| itachi | 313 |
| d gray man 65 | 303 |
| saigar 2008 | 265 |
Five out of those ten terms are Naruto-related. Thank you, Narutards…
~CJ
EDIT: Got another weird search term: АНБУ. Is that Russian or Greek…?? And how the heck was BH in the results???
Ah, search stats. Gotta love ‘em, in a slightly worrying, Big-Brother-esque way. Evidently I should post about Naruto if I want to boost my traffic.
@animachronism: ^___^;;;;; I didn’t even post about Naruto much. Its was mainly my cosplay articles that got all those hits. There was a ton of Akatsuki and Gaara cosplayers at Matsuricon… and I posted photos… D:
LAWLLAWLLAWL!!! The straightjacket was probably from my old blog title! (that and I say that a lot) Wh00000tXZORZZZ
JENNI!!! OH muh GAWSH I’m never going to let her live that down XD
Awesome post Car! *glomp*
I am going to freaking KILL whoever searched #7. And if I find out it was someone I know, they will die very slowly and painfully. Son of a gun… Alex, if you value your life you will shut the heck up about it. Bring it up at lunch and you will die before them. jk
#6 was pretty funny though… “Yeah, Jenni met art when she was like 5 years old, just FYI.” Tell it to the idiots who are running my school!
As a side note, I’ve made it a personal vow of mine never to use the “f” word… but I came pretty darn close when I saw that. And Alex, I was really kidding, so don’t flip out. ^_^”’ I’d really like to know WHY they searched that, though…
@jenni: I THINK I JUST REALIZED WHY!! There was this American animated show called ‘My life as a teenage robot’ and the main robot girl’s name was Jenni if I remember correctly. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Heh, I got baby penis. Don’t ask.
Lol, it gets weirder and weirder xD.